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What If Hayden Kho becomes a lawyer?

Posted on 07 September 2009 by pinoytutorial

Who could have missed the face of this guy?

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His “heroic” tales still echoes in the minds of Filipinos even for some foreigners too! From the top of the line celebrity scandals, up to becoming the proclaimed “Philippine’s National XXX star”. Hayden Kho sure is the life of the gossip for young and old pinoys today.

It’s also worth including that this “gentle” lad revolutionizes the word scandal, kathrina halili and of course his name in the trends of Google’s most hottest topic for Philippines 2009. Because of him Philippines is once again coined as one of the most scandalous countries in Asia.

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Surely, Hayden Kho keeps spinning the head of Pinoys right round, right round (faster than Flo Rida’s hit song “right round”)

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Today, Hayden Kho stored another surprise for Filipinos. After all of his “misadventures” in his life, Mr. Kho is planning to go back school and study LAW

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Woh, wait a minute bros and sisters! Are we talking about the Legal Law? The one who decides the right or wrong, good or bad? The protector of the sheep against the wolf? Oh this is very interesting.

Well, I guess it’s time to create some ramblings again and ask yourselves: “What if Hayden Kho becomes a lawyer?

Don’t you worry, we will be giving you some selections for you to pick, in case you get lost.

Let’s start now shall we?

  1. Mr. Kho will be the youngest attorney ever to received the “medal of dis-honor” amongst his colleagues of lawyers.
  2. The first lawyer who will protect “maniacs” out from helpless bonnie lasses.
  3. One of the heroic judges who will die just to “ trash” the anti-voyeurism bill in the Philippines.
  4. If Mr. Kho manage to become a chief-justice, he will be the first judge to pass a bill called “pro-voyeurism”.
  5. The first Filipino who became a doctor, a singer an endorser, a celebrity, an actor and a lawyer (try to beat that record!)
  6. Mr. Kho will become the stuff of legends for LEGALIZING (porn, adult related materials, XXX stuff, public scandals etc.) in the Philippines!
  7. The first lawyer who will legalized “kama-sutra” in nurseries books. (If ever someone create that)
  8. All rape-related charges for the past 40 years up to the present will all be waived. (because its just “Acts of Love”
  9. Will make Philippines, as “The most scandalous places on Earth”.
  10. Following What-If no. 9: Philippines will be the home for the richest adult-film makers. Swearing to pay the debt of Philippines because of the chivalrous protection of Judge Kho.

Some video to help you reminisce the highlights of Mr. Kho’s legacy

Pardon me If I cover only few of what Mr. Kho could have accomplished if he will become a lawyer. I left the other “what-if” for you to think guys, I am quite sure your head is good at this type of stories.

So what do you think?

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What if Erap becomes President again?

Posted on 28 August 2009 by pinoytutorial

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Welcome to our first edition of Pinoy Tutorial “What if” articles. A compilation of juicy controversies and non political point of views.

Most of our “what if” articles feature political figures and well known individuals. Our purpose is to “stir” your brain cells and add  spark on your creative imagination.

Is it true?

It may or may not be politically correct. Our intention is not to reveal what are honest and truthful but to let our readers decide for themselves. There could be bits and pieces of valid information you would discover here. But, the point is to help you think deeper what these individuals could be hiding from you.

Purpose?

We believe that sarcasm and humor makes you learn something better. So, let’s have some fun doing this, alright?

First on our list is one of the most scandalous politician and well known actor, former and ousted President Joseph “Erap” Estrada. It was already in the newspost of the Daily Inquirer that “Erap” was almost sure (99.9%) of running for President. To know more other events on Erap Estrada visit our lifebytes section.

Let’s go to the BIG question now:

What if Erap becomes President again?

Think hard my fellow pinoy countrymen. The 2010 elections is just around the corner and we are smelling something “fishy” on Erap’s camp.

And just like any TRAPO (Traditional Politicians), Erap promises every “good and great” things for the Philippines. But have you really think what will happen if he wins?

1. Erap will get an unconditional pardon for his crimes

2. PAOCTF will be reborn and Ping Lacson will be its head

3. Erap will make “Jueteng” legal and will replace the Philippine lottery

4. First Gentleman Mike Arroyo will be sued and will go to Jail (great!)

5. The Philippines will have a new record “The Number 1 Most corrupt country in the world”

6. Erap will make FPJ a National Hero

7. GMA will be charged of wire tapping and corruption (another good news!)

8. Jinggoy will become Vice President

9. Ai-ai will become Philippines’ National Artist

10. Erap will become the wealthiest Filipino alive

11. Aling Dionisia will be the next MTRCB chairman

Last but not the least, Deputy Officer Chavit Singson will fly to the Artic region and start a fortune on selling BIG FISHES.

Not convince yet?

Check-out Erap’s newest commercial. We elaborated some hidden messages your eyes missed.

So now, are you still thinking “ambiguously” if the deposed Former President will/will not run for President? We give you again this question: What if Erap becomes President once more? What will happen to the Philippines?

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